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Welcome to the Million Dollar Cafe!

Want to know how to become a millionaire? My name is Hunter Thomas and I make a lot of money. I do this by disregarding the social economic norms that prevent most of you from achieving the dream of financial freedom and choose to indulge in the business of making money and ignore anyone who say's I can't. The goal of this site is simple. To make you a millionaire!

 
 

The Poor Slobs Guide On How To Become a Millionaire

 


A COMMON SENSE GUIDE TO GETTING RICH

 

Your're Poor!          

If you ended up here, chances are that you are poor. Maybe not poor poor, but working your ass off and digging yourself deeper and deeper into the hole poor. Well, let me tell you something that you already know, it SUCKS!

It doesn't have to be that way, and yes, I'm going to ask you to buy something. But not without first giving you something. What I'm selling is a concept that might be your last ditch hail Mary pass for making that first million dollars. It's not a scheme, it's not a system, and it's not a get rich quick pile of bullshit. "The Poor Slobs Guide On How To Become a Millionaire" is a common sense approach to what you already know. Read it and it will make you rich! 

 

My name is Hunter Thomas and I'm getting rich. Not by sitting on my ass researching on the internet about how to make a quick buck or two, but by doing what I know how to do, and that's making money.

If the economy keeps going south, then you, like the of us are probably on the cusp of swirling straight down the toilet bowl of financial existence. Yes America, we have finally, in all likelihood spent until there is no more to spend and now, for many of us, we are about to pay the ultimate price for dependence on an economy governed by a bunch of corporate morons and elected officials, who respond by shrugging there shoulders and handing out billions to company leaders who when the big financial disaster arrives say "don't look at me, I retire with a full pension and the millions I got from the government."  That being said let us begin.

 


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This Book Will Change Your Life!

 

“The Poor Slobs Guide to Becoming a Millionaire” couldn't come at a more appropriate time, given the rising number of home foreclosures, and people struggling just to survive the book informs average citizens on the current economic crisis with useful information on how to get rich that really works. Hunter Thomas is a talented writer who opts for an innovative approach and injects humor and the reality of life into a topic that is important to us all. This book is worth its weight in gold. Forget “Rich Dad Poor Dad”. Get this book today!

                  

 
 
 

Millionaire Killers

 

Your Music
Paying to listen to other people music does not make you money! Way's to get it for free!!

 

 

Your Car
Looking cool does not work when your poor.

 

 

Going to the Movies
The humdinger will set you back millions.

 

 

Drinking  Milk
Buying milk will cost you over a million dollars.

 

 

 

Rush Hour
How rush hour can cost you a million dollars.

 

 

Going Pee Pee
How Going Pee Pee can cost you a million dollars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why You're Not Rich

 

Your Cell Phone
And why you should not use it!
 
How Ten Seconds can Change Your Life
Moments that change your life forever and prevent you from getting rich!
 
The Ass Lick Stick
Refusing to lick the boss's ass can cost you millions.
 
 
Gambling
Big Time Millionaire killer! Thinking about it? Read This First

 

Tracing Down Your Family Roots
A sure fire way to lower your self esteem and could cost you millions..
 
Where The Alligators Roam
Vacations are real millionaire killers. Read this to find out why!

 

Open Letter to the Dead Girl
Who was that girl in your yearbook?

 

 

 

 

Eating for Gold
Number one millionaire killer.

 

 
Something To Think About
It was my Wife's Idea!
A different take on what it means to be a women.


 

 

 

 

So! You want to be a millionaire?
 

Article by: Hunter Thomas
 

Good for you, who doesn't. Problem is that the world needs lots of grave diggers too. The odds of becoming a millionaire are so incredibly stacked against you, that there is no one in Vegas or heaven for that matter, who will take the bet.  


How do you get rich?

 

Article by; Hunter Thomas

For you too get rich, you are going to have to do something, and do it now! That means giving up your lattes, plasma screen televisions, brand new cars and whatever else that it is that you are buying that is contributing to your debt.


Nothing is Easy

 

Article by Hunter Thomas

If the economy keeps going south, then you, like the of us are probably on the cusp of swirling straight down the toilet bowel of financial existence. Yes America, we have finally, in all likelihood spent until there is no more to spend. Now, for many of us, we are about to pay the ultimate price for dependence on an economy governed by a bunch of corporate morons and elected officials, who respond to this crisis by shrugging there shoulders and handing out billions to company leaders who first pay themselves a handsome bonus, and then bankrupt the company. When the looming disaster arrives they explain to the American people. "It’s not my fault!" Then they retire with a full pension while you get to eat dog food on a cracker. That being said, let us begin.


How can we change who we are, so we can get rich?

 

Article by; Hunter Thomas

Most of us can't change. That is why there are more poor slobs out there then rich people. To accomplish the task of opening a business, writing a book, or training to be an athlete, takes individuals who posses the will to make the sacrifices and are willing to make the changes necessary to perform the task.


What You Have To Do To Get Your First Million

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

One thing that this book constantly points out is that you need to force yourself to break the cycle of buying things that you think you need to help get you out of the mess that you are in. In all probability it is the buying of things that you don't need that got you into whatever mess that it is that you are in, in the first place. If you are planning on buying something and don't really need it, don't do it!


Where Does All Your Money Go?

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

If you have to ask yourself this pathetic question, it shows just how far down the sh** slide you actually are. Fact is that most of us do not know where our money goes. Corporations make billions assuming that you do not know where your money is, because if most of us ever figure out where our money is, then big business is doomed. In all probability, your money probably goes everywhere except where it is supposed to be going.


The Myth Of The Forty-Nine Cent Biscuit

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

A few days ago I saw a sign advertising a 49 cent breakfast biscuit special at a local fast food slop hole. On face value, it seems like a pretty good deal. That is until you start adding up the reality of what it really was going to cost you.


You Are Not What You Buy

 

Article By: Hunter Thomas

We buy what we see the people in commercials selling to us. Don’t try to deny it, because no matter what you think, you are genetically altered to do so due to the media exposure you have been subjected to.  So in order to become a millionaire, you must reset this part of your mind set.


Things Not To Do If You Want To Make A Million Dollars

 

Article By ; Hunter Thomas

To get rich, the poor slob must stay away from easily available mind detractions and that includes computer games, video games and whatever else is out there to distract you. Unless you are developing a game of your own, or operating a successful online business, then you should stay the hell away from these time eating, money gulping, bottomless pits.


Luck! Don't Count On It

 

Article By: Hunter Thomas

If you’re a poor slob, then in all likelihood you will die choking on a cheap cheese burger or reaching out a little too far while cleaning out the gutters of your house because you were too cheap to pay someone to do it for you. There is a big difference between rich luck, and poor slob luck.


The Myth of the “Subway Pulled Pork Special"

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

At least that’s what I thought. Unbeknownst to me, corporate America had once again for the millionth time, committed assault and battery on my cerebral cortex and implanted a subliminal message that would cause the reluctant expenditure of cash.


Drinking and Other Poor Slob Killers

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

Well if you have to ask, then you might already be beyond help, but here it goes anyway. There really isn't anything good to say about drinking. No matter what angle you try to approach this subject, drinking always ends up with you, a toilet, someone vomiting on someone, smashing your car into a tree, f***ing somebody's wife or girl friend, or doing something that ends you up with you in jail or a video on youtube.


Working for The Man

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

If you're working for the man, you will in all probability never become a millionaire. That is unless you are ready to save for the long term and settle for the fact that you are going to be working for the rest of your life to attain a financially solvent retirement. If your reading a book titled "The poor slobs guide to becoming a millionaire", then I'm assuming that you are probably not doing as well as you think you should.


Your Money and The Media

 

Article By; Hunter Thomas

Television kills your brain. It is the one of the many devices in your life that contributes to programming you to become a loyal consumer. You do not need it. But if you do feel the compulsion to have one at least have the common sense to do it cheep. There are some real bargains out there where you can find a perfectly good television to watch for a fraction of the cost of a plasma screen TV. Is a plasma screen TV cool? You bet your ass it is. HD television is awesome. But until you are rich it is something that you can afford to live without.



Luck! Don't Count On It

 

Article By: Hunter Thomas

If you’re a poor slob, then in all likelihood you will die choking on a cheap cheese burger or reaching out a little too far while cleaning out the gutters of your house because you were too cheap to pay someone to do it for you. There is a big difference between rich luck, and poor slob luck.



Special Feature!

 

The Poor Slobs Guide to Becoming a Millionaire Diary

An Inspirational Story of Hope and Humiliation!

 

 

 

Poor Slob Guide to Becoming a Millionaire Diary

 

By: Hunter Thomas

One Man=s Strange and Twisted Journey Down America=s Humiliation Highway in search of Becoming A Millionaire. A blow by blow account of becoming a millionaire against all odds.

 


 

 

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