Using both hands, he pick's up the four
pounder bacon cheeseburger, and holds it in preparation for
what must be for two time world champion power eater John
Keesler, a time of intense concentration on how he plans his
attack. Ever calculating, he eye's the burger looking for a
weak spot. Now he's flexing his jaw bone, his mouth opens and
there he goes, he' stuffs it in, and look at him go! If he
keeps up this pace the record will fall for sure ! But wait !
What is this ! It seems that the burger has lodged in the back
of his throat cutting off his air ! This is not a pretty site
ladies and gentleman, he's choking, spitting pieces of
hamburger all over the place, turning blue, tears are rolling
down his face, why doesn't some one do something !
The humanity !
Attendants rush in, and I don't believe
it, he waves them off ! What a competitor! What a, dare we
say, hero ! In a desperate attempt to turn the agony of
defeat into the gloat of victory, John
uses his famous patented three finger ram technic to force the
burger down. I'm not sure he's going to make it. Now he's
gasping for air and he's passing out folks, his head is on the
table and hold it. Once again the medical team steps forward
and
John heroically waves them off. The crowd
grows silent as they gape in astonishment at the event
unfolding before them. The agony of defeat is written all over
Johns face. Desperately he uses the Curly maneuver and
repeatedly begins pulling down on his throat with his hands
and...
( GULP ! ) He's done it again, John
Keesler has set a new record for the largest hamburger
swallowed in one bite. The crowd wildly applauds as John
stands up raising his hands in triumph. What a moment. That's
it from here. Be sure to tune in tomorrow when Gene Hinklbert
attempts
to break the world record for baked bean
pounding. Until then this is you
announcer Bill Hicoff signing off.
* John was later disqualified for
throwing up on the judges.