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Welcome to the Million Dollar Cafe! My name is Hunter Thomas and I make a lot of money. I do this by disregarding the social economic norms that prevent most of you from achieving the dream of financial freedom and choose to indulge in the business of making money and ignore anyone who say's I can't. The goal of this site is simple. To make you rich! |
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The Poor Slobs Guide To Becoming a Millionaire
The Ass Lick Stick Helps Those Seeking Promotion
Washington DC -Don’t look now, but that guy in the office, you know, the one who always seems to be getting all of the promotions and pay raises. You probably know him as the "ass licker". And like it or not, the people who are your bosses like to have their ass’s licked, and licked hard. So if you want to climb up that corporate ladder you had better be prepared to lick, one way or the other. The "ass lick stick’ has been designed to lick your bosses ass in such a way that you are sure to get that promotion and pay raise that you deserve, without your tongue ever having to come into contact with the pimply valleys of your bosses ass. It’s a proven scientific fact that the boss is more likely to cough up that bonus check if his ass has been properly licked. Until now, there was little option. You did it the old fashioned way. Now you do have another option. Using the "ass lick stick", all you have to do is wait for the right moment, you know, right before asking for the raise, and pull out your ass lick stick, run it across the ol’ bosses hiney, and stand back and wait for that raise. If done correctly, the boss will never know that you weren’t using your real tongue. So give them what they want! Use the ass lick stick and give em a lick they won’t forget! Not available where normal products are sold.
Dedicated to Aaron Diamond
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