The Million Dollar Cafe

                                                      Why I'm Getting Rich!  And You're Not.  

 
   
 


 


   

Welcome to the Million Dollar Cafe!

My name is Hunter Thomas and I make a lot of money. I do this by disregarding the social economic norms that prevent most of you from achieving the dream of financial freedom and choose to indulge in the business of making money and ignore anyone who say's I can't. The goal of this site is simple. To make you rich!

 

The Poor Slobs Guide On How To Become a Millionaire

 


A COMMON SENSE GUIDE TO GETTING RICH

 

How can we change who we are So We Can Get Rich?

 

 
 

 

 

 


Most of us can’t change. That is why there are more poor slobs out there then rich people. To accomplish the task of opening a business, writing a book, or training to be an athlete, takes individuals who posses the will to make the sacrifices and are willing to make the changes necessary to perform the task.

 

To accomplish your goals you are going to have to ask yourself day after day, week after week, month after month, do I have what it takes to make the changes necessary in my life to make this happen. After a few months if you are still asking the same question, then you are f***ed. Hang it up and start looking for a trade school.

 

If you’re the type of person who is constantly searching for an easy way to make a buck, trying out every scam you read about on the internet or buying a fist full of lottery tickets each week, then you either become a scam artist, which requires a lot more work then you might think, or continue traveling down your life’s rocky road.

 

Where do you begin?

 

The hard part here is that you really have to be brutally honest with yourself.  Depending on what level you are on your current plain of existence will depend on where and how you start your quest for the million bucks. Some of us are going to have to claw harder and faster then others to achieve the goal of becoming a millionaire. But regardless of where you begin, the same basic questions remain, do you have what it takes to make that million dollars.

 

Are you healthy?

 

Before you can stop being a poor slob, you have to get your poor slob ass into shape! For you too even attempt to make your first million, you must approach it much the same way as an athlete preparing for the main event during the Olympics, and that means getting yourself into shape. If you can’t do this, then forget about everything else and go back to stuffing your face with whatever you can afford to eat, which will probably be something bought at a drive through window. You can also take this book back and use the refund to buy yourself a cheap meal.

 

How does one go about getting into shape when everything else in their life is coming apart at the seams?

 

First and foremost you have to remember that they can not take away from you what you do not have. You are the one who controls everything in your life. Whatever it is that is going to happen to you is dictated by your actions and your inactions. Simple! No mind f***ing here. If you sit around all day worrying about things that you need to do to change your life, then your not doing what it is that you should be doing to make your life better.

Before you can go about making those things that you need to happen, you need to focus on the one thing that you will need the most to do it, and that is your health. Do not wait and put off what you should be doing for another moment. Get started now! Put down this book, turn off the television or the computer and take a walk. Do some push ups. Whatever it is that you do, it will be the beginning of you moving on and getting started to do the things that you need to do to prepare for your comeback.

 

Without going into explicit detail, getting your ass into shape is not as easy as some would have you believe. The ones that are telling you that it is easy are the ones who are trying to sell you something. To get your fat lazy ass into shape, you are going to have to get off of your fat lazy ass to do it. If you have to buy something to get your ass back into shape, then you are doomed to the possibility that you might never get back into shape.

 

If you are fat and bloated, then it’s because you have already bought into the ads that you’ve seen on television or in magazines. If you live in the United States, then you have been subjected to mass market brain washing that has helped to put you on this destructive path in the first place. Before you can do anything toward achieving your goals you must disconnect from the source of this brainwashing.

 

That’s not to say that you can use this brainwashing as an excuse and that it has made you a fat lazy slob. You need to always remember that you are the reason you are the way that you are. There is no one else to blame except you. Sound hard and cruel? Sorry, that’s the way it is. And the sooner you accept this, then the sooner you will be able to remedy the situation and do something about it.

 

Getting into shape involves two major hurdles, well, maybe three. One is that you have to stop eating, two you need to exercise, and three is that you need to find the time to exercise.

 

I’m not going to waste a lot of time by telling you things that you should already know and already be doing. If your fat and overweight, then you are going to have to change your ways before you can even attempt to climb up out of the trench that you have dug yourself into. You need to see a doctor, who will probably tell you what you already know, then go out and get you ass moving.  It’s really that easy. No excuses!

 

Join a gym, buy a bike, and do something about it before it is really too late and you find yourself the subject of a reality show about the fat guy who has to have a wall removed to get him out of the house. This should be your first step towards becoming a millionaire.

 

 


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