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Playing golf is a real millionaire killer! Some say it is a place where million dollar deals are made and men have a chance to do some real male bonding. This is the problem. Bonding usually means there will be a beating involved at some point during the encounter. Combine this with a game involving metal clubs and competition and you have all the ingredients for a real "Millionaire Killer".

 

The stress of the deal is starting to get to you. If it goes down the way you hope, you’re set. If it doesn’t, it’s back to slopping slurpies at the local Seven Eleven. For now, you’re out playing a friendly game of golf with a few business clients when some ass hole playing behind you bounces a golf ball off your head without yelling, fore! Feeling the huge lump that is growing on your noggin, you pick up the ball and head toward the guy who hit it in a blind rage with a putter in your hand. Unfortunately the guy who hit the ball has the nerve to ask you why you picked up his ball and spoiled his chance at par. For you that is the coup de grass, you take the putter and bury it into the guy’s skull and watch the blood pour into the sand trap.

 

For a moment there is glee in the fact that the offending player got his and you have relieved some of that stress that has been building up. That is until you look up at the horrified look on your client’s faces and the police come, hand cuff you and throw you in the back of a cop car. A friendly game of golf has cost you a million dollars.