The Million Dollar Cafe

                                                      Why I'm Getting Rich!  And You're Not.  

 
   
 


 


   

Welcome to the Million Dollar Cafe!

My name is Hunter Thomas and I make a lot of money. I do this by disregarding the social economic norms that prevent most of you from achieving the dream of financial freedom and choose to indulge in the business of making money and ignore anyone who say's I can't. The goal of this site is simple. To make you rich!

 

The Poor Slobs Guide To Becoming a Millionaire

 


A COMMON SENSE GUIDE TO GETTING RICH

 

Last Rights for the Rest of Us

 
 

 

 

 


 

 

Decent Burials Inc.

                                                                                   

"Last Rights for the Rest of Us"

 

BUDGET INTERNMENT PACKAGES

 

Economy Package

Card board box, city dump incinerator. $ 19.99

 

Open Pit Bar B‑Q

Hole is dug according to county specifications. We

toss in your beloved with 10 gallons of gas and you have a Urban Viking funeral. $ 39.99

 

Po’ Pie Special

We run the carcass over with a steam roller and let ravens eat the remains. $4.99

 

TRY OUR DRIVE‑IN FUNERALS!

DON’T WAIT ‑ MAKE YOUR RESERVATION NOW!

202‑555‑8954

 


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