The Million Dollar Cafe

                                                      Why I'm Getting Rich!  And You're Not.  

 
   
 


 


   

Welcome to the Million Dollar Cafe!

My name is Hunter Thomas and I make a lot of money. I do this by disregarding the social economic norms that prevent most of you from achieving the dream of financial freedom and choose to indulge in the business of making money and ignore anyone who say's I can't. The goal of this site is simple. To make you rich!

 

The Poor Slobs Guide On How To Become a Millionaire

 


A COMMON SENSE GUIDE TO GETTING RICH

 

Nothing is Easy

 
 

 

 

 


IIf the economy keeps going south, then you, like the of us are probably on the cusp of swirling straight down the toilet bowel of financial existence. Yes America, we have finally, in all likelihood spent until there is no more to spend. Now, for many of us, we are about to pay the ultimate price for dependence on an economy governed by a bunch of corporate morons and elected officials, who respond to this crisis by shrugging there shoulders and handing out billions to company leaders who first pay themselves a handsome bonus, and then bankrupt the company.  When the looming disaster arrives they explain to the American people, “It’s not my fault. I retire with a full pension and you get to eat dog food on a cracker.”  That being said, let us begin.

 

Nothing is Easy

 

Nothing is easy. That is the number one rule of getting rich. You must remember this rule and pound it into your lazy pathetic skull day after day. No one gets rich without working hard to do it, simple! Whoever tells you that you can make money without working hard is trying to steal what little money you have, or trying to sell you something.

 

One of the hardest things about getting to that first million is that you are going to have to resolve yourself to the fact that it is not easy to make that first million and that in all probability you are going to have to give up something in order to obtain it. Don’t want to give something up? Then this is probably the end of the road for eighty percent of you that have not already been eliminated by the cold hard cruel reality of the life in which you were born into. Why? Because simply put, that's the way it is. In every society there are only a certain number of people who will figure out the right thing to do and then do the work necessary to accomplish whatever it takes to get there. Are you one of them? If you are, then repeat after me.

 

There is no easy way to get rich!

 

Unless you inherit it, marry it, or win it in a settlement, you are going to have to work hard, save, invest, and entrepreneur your way to your first million dollars. Get that through your thick skull now. There are no short cuts, miracles, lucky lottery tickets, celestial being or divine intervention that is going to make you a millionaire. You are going to have to do it yourself.

 

There are millions of books out there about how to get rich written by people who are not rich, telling you how to get rich, in hopes that you will buy there books, systems, and what not that tell you that you will get rich buying whatever it is that they are trying to sell. Not that it’s a bad idea to check out some one else’s idea on how to go about striking the mother load. But most of the time the information in these books is based on someone who is living in a cock roach infested apartment trying desperately to make a quick easy buck by selling you a lot of useless information. I think the correct term is scamming you out of your money.

 

So let's get this out of the way first. No book, DVD, seminar or real estate marketing guru is going to make you rich. The fact of the matter is that they, not you will get rich. 99.9 percent of what you see in written in books or hawked on TV and the Internet, is designed for one thing, and one thing only, and that is to separate you from your hard earned dollar. So don’t do it!

 

When someone offers to sell his or her system for making money, run! There is no way on this plain of existence that you are ever going to make money by using someone’s get rich quick system to do it.

 

If you are to become a millionaire, then you must get it completely out of your head that you are going to be able to sit on your ass in front of a computer cruising the Internet, spend 49.99 on a useless, scam based get rich quick product and then become rich with a few clicks of a mouse. If you’re doing this, then go into the bathroom and hang your head into the toilet in shame. None of these scams work! That’s why there are so many of them out there!

 

The reason those blood suckers run television ads late at night, in what advertisers call the dead zone, is that they can buy the ad space for cheap and target desperate poor slobs who are up late worried sick about finances and looking for a quick fix to their financial problems and are very likely to take a cheap chance at making a million dollars by buying there crappy system. Bottom line is, you’re out 49.99 and the television hucksters are on there way to the bank laughing at you and marveling at their own good fortune.   

 

Besides being useless, most of what you find on television and the internet are old fashioned pyramid schemes that have been a round forever and are designed for one thing, and that is to separate you from your money. They do not work! Do not send your hard earned money, do not call the 800 numbers and for god’s sake do not attempt to do what these morons are preaching. In the end it will cost you money that you probably do not have and zap you of whatever is left of your self esteem.

 

Same goes for those motivational speakers who are paid up to a few hundred thousand dollars a day to motivate you to be a better person. The only one who is becoming a better person is the guy who is making the money for telling you what you probably already know. And besides buying into somebody’s scam, you should already be motivated for Christ sake! What could be more motivating then to have bill collectors knocking on your door threatening to take your home for failing to pay your mortgage. 

 

We are all looking for a way to make a million dollars but the bottom line is. The only way that you will become a millionaire is by doing what most of us do not want to do, and that is work hard to get it. That is why it is so easy for these Internet marketing guys to target poor slobs. Most of us are so busy searching the Internet looking for a quick fix to our financial plight that we often get sucked into some of these get rich quick sites to check them out. Problem is that there are enough of us poor slobs out there who will actually buy into whatever it is that is being sold and that keeps these scammers in business. Do not throw away your money on someone else’s stupid ideas on how to get rich.

 

If you are thinking about buying one of these packages, then you can already knock yourself off of the millionaire club list because you will never be one of those who get rich. Either you buckle down and work hard or if you’re pulling out your maxed out credit card to purchase one of these systems, get off this website, and go out and pay for a latte.

 

The cold hard fact about becoming a millionaire is that you are going to have to work for it. And unless you get this concept pounded through your thick skull, you are not going to become a millionaire.


 


 
 
 
  
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