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Welcome to the Million Dollar Cafe! My name is Hunter Thomas and I make a lot of money. I do this by disregarding the social economic norms that prevent most of you from achieving the dream of financial freedom and choose to indulge in the business of making money and ignore anyone who say's I can't. The goal of this site is simple. To make you rich! |
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The Poor Slobs Guide To Becoming a Millionaire
Signs That You’re Having a Bad Day
You look on the evening news and see a live shot of the outside of your house surrounded by a SWAT team.You killed your whole family and the bullets you bought don’t fit the gun you were going to use to kill yourself.You tell the boss off and accidentally blow his head off with a sniper rifle you smuggled into work in an over sized lunch box.You’re in a police interrogation room explaining how your boss killed himself with a six foot long sniper rifle by pulling the trigger with his toe and your investigator points out that you boss is only 5'4'’ tall.You forget to turn off the room cam on your computer and proceed to masturbate with a JC Penny catalog. Your arrested two days later.Your feet go through the floor of your car as you apply the brakes at a busy intersection.The person standing in line in front of you at the bank asks you how to spell "stick up".Your doctor tells you that he has "never seen anything like that before".
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